*time reversed to 24Jan(last thursday)*
during home econs , (other half) we are learning processed food.
the funny thing goes here

teacher : what is the advantage of processed food
nashrul : coz it comes in a box
teacher : SHUTUP! okays who can tell me what is the disadvantage of processed food
nashrul : coz u have to cut down trees to make boxes . when u cut down trees it cause global warming n a hole in the ozone layer
teacher : (ignores) *ask kimberly* wad is the advantages of process food
kimberly : coz .. er .. coz it comes in a box .. no .. er box ..er.. coz it comes in a box?
*class laughs like mad*

SO FUNNY !!

*time rewinds back to30Jan(today)*
im late when im suppose to meet sher kw yida n zoey.
im sorry guys.
ANYWAYS !!
sch is quite fun today lurhh.
LOL !! suring PE we are suppose to cross the overhead bridge
me sher kenneth cheehou n zhihao croos the road n climb over the thingy.
LOL !! nearly get banged by car lo.
did sumarry during english lesson.
had science test..
HAHA !!
I LOVE ATOMS & MOLECULES
hahas.
after school bored liao lo..
i cut my hair ... like... FINALLY !!
hahas.

I LOVE BOXY GAY FAMILY !!
shermaine
kwokweng
nashrul
kester
me
eugene
yida
kahseng.

omg !! hahas. i got a new family create.


today the BGF is offically set up .
i kept calling eugene BGgay n nashrul BGbrother,
n i tink tis pissing dhem off during music lesson.
AHAHAHA !!
played pictionary wif the class during teng's lesson.
so funny lurhh. shermaine is smart.
HAHAS !!
after sch went to hall see dhem rehersal.
took VIDEO !!
hahas. damn cute bodoh.
hahas. after their training jiu rain lerh.
walk through car park dhen go a block.
YIDA SNEEZED !! its cute. shermaine says so too.
hahas . dhey took free cab go chinatown lo.dono y gort free wan...
me n shermaine went to j6 t mos.
dhen go tpc coz kw dere.
hahas. dhen went to dareast plaza wif mummy..
bought 2 cardigans.
1 blue n 1 grey/white.
n a shoe . the WHITE one.
hahas.
dinner e ate at a ramen shop.
%^&#$%#%^$@#~!
damn SPICY bodoh !!
SHIOK SIOL.
haha.
yida called me half way.ask me can go downstairs awhile but i tell him im not at home
dhen i feel weird lurhh.
suddenly cor me go downstairs.
LOL !! dhen take bus go bak home le lo.
DAMN TIRED,
i nearly cant open my eyes.
so.. yea. BUHBYE !!
:D

if u dun care y must i care so much.
n i wont blog ANYTHING about u liao ok.
dhis is the las time i will blog bout u.

pls . i already tried 2 quit ok.
if i can , i would wan u 2 gimme another week's time to quit.
i really wanna show u i can do it.
but you already said you gave up.

im tired...
relly tired ...
i wanna forget u as fast as possible.
but do you tink i can?

calling me a SMOKER.
ya . I AM A SMOKER.
but i really can quit because of you.

i know WADEVER i say now is useless.
but i want to thank you for putting trust in me.
and i have nothing else to say anymore.

SIAN !!
nth 2 blog about liao.. =.=
buhbye

STUPID !!!
i sprain my ankle ytd night..
when i sleep my whole left leg numb wad...
dhen middle of night i wanna drink water i stand up.
second step ...
BOOM !!
i fell down...
STUPID CAN !~
pain like ******************
dhen today i go school like some BAIKA lidhat...

gort booked for loitering..
LOl !! 1st time sial...
hahas. so fun BODOH !!
hiding from teachers n stuff. hahas/

after school SAD LE LA !!
cb. dhat STUPID person never even msg me 1 tym.
if he really insist on doing dhat i oso cannot do anythign.

after school went to prime wif chermaine n shermaine.
dhen went to tpy wif shermaine.
went to braddell mac eat.
eat le jiu go oldsite de whitley de hall scmoke.
SAW SUFYAN !! hahas.
shermaine shouted like some kind of crazy woman.
hahas.

went to 205 bbc.
borrow basketball play dhen shermaine wanna go find isfa.
walk to 99C nearby dere.
meet isfa le dhen shermaine say kw dhey all upstairs.
I POINTED MIDDLE FINGER AT KW.
hahas. dhen he like... WTF de face
hahas.
played at the parelel bar dere.
hanging upside down wad..
dhen shermaine press my foot down.
CB !! she wa like waiting for dhem to look out n see me lo.
cb... im like shouting pain pain pain dhe dun care continue press.
press till i cry lo. cb. DAMN PAIN LA.
dhen my leg the ... joint dere swollen like PIG TROTTER !!
cb... PAIN HOR !!

after dhat i took out my shoes to rub my sparined ankle.
dhen shermaine tok my shoes run here run dere.
STILL WAN THROW UP SHELTER SOMEMORE !!
DAMN ANGRY WIF HER 2DAY LA !!!
but she gort gimme bak after dhat lurhh/
dhen she shouted YIDA !! can/
kw dhey all cor yida come out oso.
CHEE BYE !!
dhen i shouted : I DUN LIKE YIDA LA CB !!
dhen shermaine say wad... lax la...
dhen im like almost crying le lo...
i tell her i oni like ********** dhen she scolded dhem..

lol. after dhat i walk shermaine to her house i jiu walk another way bak home.
never walk wif yida dhey all.
IF NOT DHEY SURE SAY THINGS DE LO CB.

i going bath soon le..
hahas. dhen go put medicine...
hahas. buhbye

P.S I DONT LIKE YIDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucked up!!
hahas.
bored lurhh...
YI DA QING ZAO DA LAN QIU !!
school is just CRAPS today lo
after school so fun cans!~
actully dowan find chermaine dhen go tpy de..
dhen she kept colling us but we never pick up.
saw her at prime.
she get damn dulan n scolded us..
dhen after dhat CHERMAINE go training me n sher go tpy.
DONO Y KWOKWENG BENNY DHEY ALL REACH EARLIER DHEN US CANS!~
like... dono lurhh. LOL !!
dhen we played match cans!~
me sher n kwok weng 1 team.
benny edwin n another guy 1 team.
WE WON 11-4
hahas. SO FUNNY !!
benny looks cute when playing basketball =x
hahas. edwin oso lo.. FUNNY!!
after dhat benny edwon dhey all go le...
dhen we play again.
me sher kwok weng n emilio 1 team.
yida kah seng n cyrus(should be) 1 team.
TOOPID. cyrus(should be) n yida damn pro bodoh.
and we lost..
hahas. burt fun lurhh...

after dhat rest awhile me sherr kah seng n yida play ABC
last losser treat water.,..
I KEPT GETTTING AIR BALL CAN
damn dulan lo...
dhen we all have to count on yida's 3 point dhen we can get drink.
KAH SENG LAST !!
dhen in the end yida get in...
he said he should not so fast get in lo..
but kwok weng waiting like siao.
hahas.
so 2moro kahseng treating us drinks.
HAH !!

MEMORIES AT 108 BBC lo...
miss the olden days.
wahahhaha. sound as if very old lidhat...
anyways.
NOW DHEN I NOE YIDA STAY AT 213 LO.
dhen he said wad, suey la...
FCUK HIM BODOH !!
wad suey. I DHEN SUEY LA.
no wonder the 1st tym i see him i find him familar.
hahas.

okays. gtg bathe lerh..
MOTHER NAGGING !!!
hahas.
so... BUHBYE

P.S yida is a moron who kept winning me in match n ABC !!
BLAH !!!!

BODOH !!
burned my hair today when lightin my cig cans!~
ARH !! stupid shermaine's lighter...
dhen im like.,.. TRIMMING my hair during eng lesson lurh.
dhen the teng at dere kpkb.
CHEE BYE SIOL !!

nth much happen..
LOL !! shermaine kena caught by SHORT SKIRT.
WOOTS !~
hahas., dhen everyday nid go see the sim,..
lol!! after recess slacked for 1 WHOLE PERIOD of history..
outside my class dere.
kw n sher dere too.
DHEY ARE LIKE DISIAO-ING ME TILL LIKE SIAO LO.
where is yida?!?! where is yida?!?!

FUCKED UP SIOL!!
i DUNLIKE yida okays!~
i oni tink he is SHUAI n DHAT'S IT !!
i oni like ***** ** okays..
n i repeat...
I DUN LIKE YIDA.

nonsense. if 2moro dhey disiao me agn im gonna blow up..
WAHAHAHAH !!
nono. valerie is GOOD !!
as taken from chingna's post.
i will take a sharp sharp thing.
poke it into his lan jiao hole n make sure it comes out from his brain.
poke through his right ear n make sure it comes our from his left ear.
poke it down his throat n make sure it comes out from his anus.

wahahhaha!
of coz i wontdo dhat.
VALERIE IS NORT XINGLI BIAN TAI WAN.
muahahahhahaha **evil laughs n grim**
wahahahahahha !!!

y did u give me hopes that cannot happen?
calling me to quit smoking by this sunday...
i really tried... i promise myself that i will stop by this sunday.
but wad? just stung with shermaine today jiu send me :
"smoke smoke smoke only"
u think i want? i really tried.
but when i din't , my whole body just feel weak.
IM ADDICTED. CAN'T YOU SEE?

you knew i like you.
why did you send me a 'i love you' n said u like me abit.
i told serene n shermaine
they are happy for me.
but what? just because i told TWO of them you come blame me.
what do you think i am?
IM HUMAN! I GOT FEELINGS.
don't think only YOU YOURSELF can be DULAN.
i also will get dulan sometimes.

apparently you just don't seem to understand
that quitting smoking is not as easy as you thought.
although for you it may be as easy as ABC
but in my case , i started smoking because i'm sad.
YOU make me sad . i'm cutting down even before i promised you.
but what , YOU told me that you 'love' me .
i just had a gleamse of hope .
n i CUT DOWN 'cause im happy.
i though you understand.
but when u saw me smoking?
you blame me.
I STUNG WITH SHERMAINE.
and she smoked more than me.

and do you know the reason i follow her?
she wanted to smoke.
and i cannot pangseh her because of you.
how i wanted to stay and watch your every move.
and not leave my sight off you.
but i want to accompany shermaine.

and ? NOT replying me my message but replied serene's.
to be frank , i'm sad.
you make me forgot of a person i loved before.
everytime i close my eyes the only image i see
is you.
but do you know? YOU KNOW ?

so what if my whole post is about you?
do you even BOTHER ??
all you say is : YOU THINK TOO MUCH LE LA.
im missing you every moment.
i dreamt of you every night.
but in your eyes , i'm just an invicible person.

forget it.
you won't be reading this post anyway.
but i still wna you to know...
iloveyouandireallydo.

I MISS YOU !!!
so sad u are sick today...
co i cant see u...
but nvm.. at least i heard urvoice today :D
hehs. anyways.
IM BORED!!
dhat's y im here blogging.. hahas!!
stupid STEP quek person (i dono ur name)
nb .. confiscate my cube... CCB !!
play oni wad... whistle whistle.
tink u wad. QUEK arh.
QUEK is 1000000000000000000000 x nicer dhen u la HOR !
cb. take take take..
my skirt so long le still say short.
u wad? pervert arh. go see my skirt.
cb...


kk. enough of the vulgarities..
today im crazy le cans!~
shermaine said its love sick
lol lo... HAHA !!
i wan everyone's fone number !!
i oni manage to take some oni...
LOLS !!


went to j8 after school.
benny playing hide & seek wif serene.
when we reach tpy le he cor me..
tell me he at arcade..
i tell him i went home le.. HAHA !!
he thot we still dere cans!~
dhen he go watch one missed call.
I OSO WANNA WATCH
stuppid benny. watch movie bo jio wan.,.
LAWLS !!
maybe watching wif sherr sometime lata?
HAHAS !!
IM BORED~~~~~~~

ARH !!
y cant u jux try to understand me?
im NOT playin wif u or wadever shit.
i really wan u to concentrate on ur work n stop msging ppl.
y do u always say just kidding.
do u tink i treat it as kidding?
DO U?!?!
no. u dun even noe about it.
do u noe im really jealous to see u n her playing.
when u told me u hate her?
i kinda dun believe u noe.
i muz REALLY thank u dhat u bring me home.
but im REALLY sad dhat u said u dun care if i die anot.


im really tired . tired n sick of hearing u said just kidding.
when u noe i cannot take jokes dhat are too big for me to carry.
i really cannot take it.


my kor.. even as a friend.
do u noe the words u gave me are too harsh?
ur attitude.. are like .. as fast as lighting.
do u noe? it really hurt me.
alot more dhen u expected.

i love u. i hate u. but im always missing u.

hahas.
school is FUN FUN today luhh...
hhahas..
burt dint go sch v.early so dint get tosay hi , good morning to everyone.
hahas.
escept home econ!!
cb. hate the tacher la.
dint bring book nia.. dhen dun let us study.
WAD FUCK la.
during goeg class was funny.
the teacher dint come..
so we was playing wif paper balls.
10-20 ppl paper balls at xavier la..
DARN FUNNY !!!
but when im having fun ,
benny got very dulan in class n get booked.
he say maybe tio caning.
hahas. after school went to 222 dere.
YF N BEN DUN LOOK LIKE YF N BEN LUHH.
like... not the one i noe..
hahas. dhen yea.., fun.
HAHAS !!



n to the PEI PEI hu tagged serene's blog }
CCB !! U GO TAG HER BLOG NO NID ME HUAN LO?
u sya urself de hor... HUAN SAI LA.
cb. dono anything come tag tag.
TAG LAN LA TAG!
knn . dono she sec 2 or 3 jiu dun go dere kpkb la.
not in FILIAL to parent or WAD LA !
wad im trying to say is...
UR JUX A SLUT !! kp so much...
GO HOME CRY OVER UR DAD LA.
cb..

DAMN funny la..
im chatting wif mr ng on msn jux now?
its like... HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

me: HELLOS MR NG !!
mr.ng : hey ... erm ...... u are??
me : VALERIE !! :D
mr.ng : ooh. hahas !! hi :D
me : mr ng. y u so fast decide to buy coffin n die le isit?
mr.ng : hahas. im 33 liao leh........ sitll dowan get ready to die arh?
me : 33 nia .. my great grandmother going 100 le still living leh.
mr.ng ppl say 40 is a nice age to die... isn't it?
me : oh.. hahas. dhen on ur 40th birthday meet me at school nearby de block. i bring u go 18 floor jump down n buy a XXXXL red coffin for u .. and and place it at the spot u land so save manpower arh..
mr.ng : WAHH!! u so good arh.. help me plan on how i die..
me : of coz la... im ur student leh.. muz respect teacher de..
mr.ng:yaya.. since u so good. write me a 5000 words essay on "How Mr.NG Can Die"
me : wa. 5000 words wan me die arh... erm ... to throw u down a 18 story floor .... to drive ur car n accidentally bang u .. stuff fish bone into ur throat ... push u down the sea... no more le leh..
mr.ng : got la... sure can wan... tonite write finish arh...
me: MR NG !!! tonight... cannot la.. i nid sleep wan... gimme 5 years time can...
mr.ng. can de la... by 2moro morning gimme arh...
me : WAD?!?!!?
mr.ng : steady arh... 5000 words...
me : NOT steady ... i still haven learn to balance..
mr.ng : HAHAS !!!

DAMN funny la...
i laugh till like siao cans1!!
2moro sure dse siao him wan..
HAHHAHAHAH !!!

SIAN !!!
fuck off frm my lyfe bitch.
so wadf i .......
nid euu huan lo ah chee bye .

enough of the vulgarities.
IM HAPPY IN SCH TODAY YA NOE?!?!
saw ---------- many many tyms today !!
my gawd !! i miss -------
burt too bad he dun miss miie.
hahas. MY GOD !!
wads wif my TWIT laguage again?
muahahahx..
i lurrbb euuxxxx
LAWLS !! DARN funneh BODOH !!
hahas.
SIAN LEH ..
maybe goin slp soon.
N MAYBE I DOWAN GO SCH 2MORO.
ahahahahhas.
sian arh... I MISS BENNY !!
haha. Jux Kidding !!
LAWLS !!!!!!

lol. nth much happen today lo.
dint go out.

anyways.
I WAN A SET OD TAROT CARDS
N A PURPLE PSP.

HAHAS. benny today sot liao.
HE IS CRAZY.

n till today i foudn out dhat serene is XINGLI bian tai wan lo

me: im eating ice-cream +otah
me:i mean iice-cream n otah
serene: hmm. i wan a donavan flavour wan
serene : -cuts donavan up-
serene : -puts remains into the blender-
serene:-bends n put it into freezer-
me : YUCK !! xing li bian tai la u

btw , i invented a word ytd.
PCK = Pork Chop Kia n POON CHUN KIT !!!

EH EH !
i today is GUAII de hor.
hahas. i got go sch.
meet shermaine at alan hse downstairs.
den reach prime at 6.40.
shermaine kept telling chermaine dat today she is early.
HAHA !
saw raihan dere wif his friends too.
den went to the coffee shop dere eat.
eat le jiu go sch.
benny told me he dint come to school but joanne said she saw benny walking in to his classroom lo.
idiote lo him.
anyways. enjoyed my time today coz classes are not boring.
except maths.
the teacher SUCK la.
idiote.
anyways. during lit class joanne tell me luke dhey all outside our class.
den i saw luke benny edwin teck wei n some other guy idk de/
den dhey arelike shouting shoutling den the teacher suddenly kept quite,
den dhey also quite.
teacher started tokin dhen dhey started playing agn lo.
so funny la. dey hide at our bak door dere.
den dono hu push benny to the window dere.
den he nearly fall down lo.
DAMN FUNNY la.
not trying to laugh at him or wad la.
but is .. funny de lo.
den joanne tell me dhey shout my name..
im like .. =.= shout my name for wad.
or joanne heard wrongly.
haha. damn funny lo.
den after dhat chinese class.
i tink the teacher look like harry potter de RAT lo.
HAHA ! he still intor us wad is workbook n textbook la.
HAHA !! den he cor us read the text book.

*tanslate to english*
teacher : zhihao stand up n read
class : teacher , our class got 2 zhi hao leh
teacher : erm .. zhihao ..
class : TEACHER !! we got 2 zhihao. 1 is ZHIHAO n 1 is CHEEHOU
teacher : the one sitting in front of jonathan
zhihao : im jonathan *jux rite chee hou sitting in front of zhihao*
cheehou : OI! wad me? (looking at zhihao)
teacher : ok zhihao *points at cheehou* read for us.
cheehou : read jiu read lo.
chee hou reads finish*
teacher : ok. now joanthan time to read.


DAMN funneh la..
the whole class kept laughing n laughing lo
hahas. i joined to dono wad Club Design & Technology arh.
lol. funny la. no ppl join de lo.
but bo bian. bo CCA join den jux join crap la.
somemore NG oso got say is slack CCA lai de.
HAHA !! reach home le oni me n sanny at home nia.
HAHAHA !!!

today 1st day of school i dint slp lo..
sian la.
hahas. in ng class again.
the timetable is DAMN DAMN long la.
go home at 3.20 leh.
fk siol.
anyways.. during science lesson ms woo tokin bout the topics we will be learning la.
den tok bout sexuality stuffs.
den zhi hao go toilet.
den he come bak le tell us he saw pubic hair in the toilet.
den me n shermaine ask if it was curly or staright.
den we started toing bout rebonded poubic hair n highlighted 1.
got damn high in class la..
hahas !!
den dint go out wif shermaine so went home lo.
hahas. toking to benny now.
he DAMN like ziyang cans!~
hahas. anyways. he's a funny guy la.
hahas. got kinda like my style of tokin.
AHAHAHAHAS !!