DAMN funny la..
im chatting wif mr ng on msn jux now?
its like... HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
me: HELLOS MR NG !!
mr.ng : hey ... erm ...... u are??
me : VALERIE !! :D
mr.ng : ooh. hahas !! hi :D
me : mr ng. y u so fast decide to buy coffin n die le isit?
mr.ng : hahas. im 33 liao leh........ sitll dowan get ready to die arh?
me : 33 nia .. my great grandmother going 100 le still living leh.
mr.ng ppl say 40 is a nice age to die... isn't it?
me : oh.. hahas. dhen on ur 40th birthday meet me at school nearby de block. i bring u go 18 floor jump down n buy a XXXXL red coffin for u .. and and place it at the spot u land so save manpower arh..
mr.ng : WAHH!! u so good arh.. help me plan on how i die..
me : of coz la... im ur student leh.. muz respect teacher de..
mr.ng:yaya.. since u so good. write me a 5000 words essay on "How Mr.NG Can Die"
me : wa. 5000 words wan me die arh... erm ... to throw u down a 18 story floor .... to drive ur car n accidentally bang u .. stuff fish bone into ur throat ... push u down the sea... no more le leh..
mr.ng : got la... sure can wan... tonite write finish arh...
me: MR NG !!! tonight... cannot la.. i nid sleep wan... gimme 5 years time can...
mr.ng. can de la... by 2moro morning gimme arh...
me : WAD?!?!!?
mr.ng : steady arh... 5000 words...
me : NOT steady ... i still haven learn to balance..
mr.ng : HAHAS !!!
DAMN funny la...
i laugh till like siao cans1!!
2moro sure dse siao him wan..
HAHHAHAHAH !!!