i was surfing the net and came across these jokes :

A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach.
A little girl comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
T he little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to he beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"

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a little boy was sitting in his room one night and he could hear this rely loud banging coming from his parents bedroom.
The next day he walked into their bedroom and saw his mum bouncing up and down on top of his dad.
he then asked ' mummy why are you bouncing on top of daddy and making all that thumpin sound.'
his mum repleid ' its because your dad is so fat that by bouncing on top of him, it makes him thin.
the boy then repleied and said ' well that doesn't work, cause once you leave, the woman comes round from next door and blows him right back up again!'

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Girl, u must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day long

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If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and i together

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

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Once an old man and his grandson went fishing.
The old man took out a box of cigs the grandson asked him if he could have some.
The old man asked him: "Can u shove your penis up your ass?"
The boy said no. The old man told him: "Your too small you can't have cigs."
Then after sometime the grandson took out a pack of cookies.
The old man asked if he could have some.
The boy replied: "Can u shove your penis up your ass?"
The old said "I can im big enough"
So the boy said "Go fuck yourself these are mine"

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roses are red violets violets are blue why is my ass better looking then you!......
roses are red violets are blue if i had your face i'd been in the zoo

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A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said,
"Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour,"
But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

VALERIE YI IS A GOOD GIRL !~
i reached home at 3 today. hahas
school was crap....
actually not la hur..

english we went to the library for 10 mins only to finish the documentary they want us to watch then went back class after that. =.=
then was AMATH !~
now i find matrices easy. O.O
i brought the cookies me and shermaine baked yesterday to school
they said its nice !~ XD
then history. dint even listen to Mr O then we had our small little chats.
talked about alot of things la...

me : the cookies nice anot
they : ya... not bad huhh..
me : really ah? that-
jiasheng : means you will bring some more tomorrow lahhs?
me : =.=

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me : *playing with penkife* will i cut myself like that?
shermaine : OII !~ give me. confiscated *puts penknife at the pocket
me : DUN THINK I DUN DARE TOUCH YOUR BOOBS HOR!~ *takes from her pocket*
Mr O : WAD? you don't dare touch her books? then how are you going to study? aiyo
us : *LAUGHS LIKE HELL*

then was recess and blah blah.
spent 5 bucks at the bookshop. XD
then me and shiqin agreed to go to popular one day cox both of us REALLY enjoys shopping at popular. hahaha
then was SS.

me : cher need give out wksheet anot i help you
Ms D : ya.. thanks. got 3 sets. valerie you really change alot uhh. become so helpful
me : hahas. of cox la..
Ms D : nxt time i bring chocolate for you
jiasheng : cher you very pretty leh. the pretiest teacher i've ever seen
Ms D : you say that to everyone right?
jiasheng : I WAN CHOCOLATE
Ms D : =.= you ahh....

then was relieve tcher in for EMATH then chinese.
mr ngo said that today is the best day when he start teaching our class cox today we are extremely quite. LOL !~

im waitin for baby to come here with meeeeee bubble tea... XD


If I could live my life over again I would. I would have the same friends, go to the same school....even fall in love with the same man.
-Orihime Inoue (bleach)

lalala !~
im going for lion dance after one million years.
i hope everything goes well,
missed the times, where we go keng cheng and train and all.
now, i realise the fact that time cannot be rewinded.
like how you missed a certain werse in a song and try to listen it again.
life is different.
once you lose it, its forever.


why the pineapple am i talking facts about life.
O.O


anyways, KESTER AND ALEXI IS GOING TODAY !~
YIPEE YAY YAY !~
and yida is finally going for lion dance.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA !~
i guess i can get back the feeling, when its used to be.
so sad tracy not going ='(
or else it will be as a whole.


never give up on life, but i think i'm not the one that can do it.

YAY !~
finally done. after one year.... changed my blog skin.
lol. hmm. i remember i wanna change something but i forget.
ah well, it looks normal now so i dun bother about the change.


thanks to shermaine aye, help me choose blogskin.
but im so sorry i dint use the ones u gave me and wasted ur time.
anyways, still wanna say a big THANK YOU !~
hahas

Sherlin , Bestiie, Huiqin, Veron, [E]lieen, Davina }
RELINKED !~ and sorry i took so long to link all of you. XD
shermainengrocks }
oh that... its over le la.. don't worry. oh and nice reply to that
"tifanny" BWAHAH !~